Ok, this won’t be a news flash to many but let me just say it, Stephen Baldwin is a putz. I say this not because he’s the untalented brother in a largely untalented family, or that he’s gotten paid a ridiculous amount of money to make some ridiculously bad movies (“The Flinstones in Viva Las Vegas” [...]
There’s never any question for a father and his love for his kids. Any father knows what I am talking about and it’s that unconditional love people without kids have no real way of understanding. At the same time, each one of our kids is different. They have unique personalities and because they grow up [...]
Besides the odorous complications once he emerged from his fecal cocoon, I remember asking myself: why the hell would anyone want to make taking a crap last so long? I vowed to never be “one of those Dads” that made the bathroom his “office.”
But, my “nooner” with McRib was worth it. Our motel was the front seat of my car and the foreplay was opening its box.
It’s not fair for me to question the actions of one Richard Roden. But I’m sure going to do it anyway. Richard is 71. He has 10 children, untold numbers of grandchildren. And now he appears to be England’s oldest father … of twins. That’s little Ruby in his arm at right. And her look [...]
Grey’s Anatomy is on, again. And thank God there’s a baseball game I can watch in the bedroom. Now I’m not saying Grey’s is a bad show, which it is (just awful). I’m not saying I don’t get the love for McDreamy, which I don’t (didn’t he play the pizza delivery guy/gigolo in that horrible [...]
I recently celebrated my seventh wedding anniversary. By no means is seven years a milestone, but in this day in age when divorce papers are as common as wedding nuptials, seven years is a pretty good benchmark. We’ve made it this far. Haven’t killed each other yet. Finances are in order. Food is on the [...]
To: All From: Charlie Subject: A somewhat random list of business terms I despise and what I think they mean Below please find a list of business jargon that shall henceforth be terminated from our parlance. I know you have a few of your own and I would like to hear what they are. Please [...]