Sure, I’ll be 76 years old when I can unlock it, but that’s what we do for our kids, right??  

Men are dumb animals. Yes, guys, it’s time to fess up but somewhere in our DNA we have the “dumb ass” gene that makes us to stupid things. From backyard wrestling to punching walls to lighting things on fire, the phrase “Honey, I was just…” is pretty much the lead-in to every stupid thing we’ve [...]

My two youngest boys are now afraid of bears because our Ukrainian neighbor told us that he witnessed a bear in our Catskills neighborhood once. “Dad, bears could come into our house!” my 7 year old exclaimed. “Son, bears don’t come into houses,” my wife retorted. “Find me a report of a bear breaking into [...]

Fellow Dads, next Monday is Valentine’s Day, which means that countless men across the country will be in the dog house for screwing up this Hallmark holiday. Here’s a cheat sheet so you end up sleeping in the same bed as your spouse next week.

One of the things I’ve noticed is that there are online personas for people that clearly define themselves as a certain type of Mom or Dad. My friend Elizabeth calls herself “Busymom“, shedding some light on the daily ins and outs of what it’s like to run a hectic household. EOT’s own Curtis Silver is [...]

There are some films that make a man cringe. No, not horror films, but those that draw blood from a specific organ – the heart. Without having seen any of these films, I bring you the EOT edition of “The Most Painful Chick Flicks of 2010″.

Yesterday I got an email from my wife: “OMG!OMG!OMG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!” What could elicit such a response? As I scrolled down to the body of the email I noticed that it’s a promotion for a Hall & Oates show at the Beacon theater in New York. My response: “Didn’t we see them last year in Brooklyn [...]

I’m not one that has a green thumb. I’ve never tried to be the guy with the killer lawn nor have the landscape that the neighbors envy. I do, however, keep my home front pretty clean, manicured and suitable for viewing, so to speak. I’ve read all the tips, some articles and other do it [...]

I’m not gonna lie – I like titties. Unless they are on ugly fat chicks. The point is, I like the female form. I can’t help but check it out, objectify it and make sexist comments around my friends about said women. I’m a tit man, I’m an ass man, I’m a leg, hair & [...]

Not what you expected, eh? But believe me, if you’ve watched any of the Scrubs-esque Cougar Town you know why Ian Gomez is an easy entry in our new series. Cougar Town is one damn funny show, and the source of its humor is not in the randy content as much as in the rhythm [...]