Me: “Hey hon, do we like Citizen Cope?” My wife: “I do.” Me: “What that the group of fat guys from Tennessee?” My wife: “No, you’re thinking of someone else.” Me: “But we watched them on YouTube that one time. Remember?” My wife: “No.” [clicks over to YouTube, checks Search History only to find that […]

David is a Partner at Large Media and the proud father of three boys. He's a guy's guy that's into sports, the Catskills, raunchy comedy, beer and gaming.

Dear ¬†Orbeez inventor, We’ve never met before, and for your sake I’m hoping we never do. Not because I will injure you or cause bodily harm, but because I look forward to gifting your children with equally as annoying toys as your invention. For starters, you, sir (or ma’am), are an asshole. Your product that […]

David is a Partner at Large Media and the proud father of three boys. He's a guy's guy that's into sports, the Catskills, raunchy comedy, beer and gaming.