Yesterday I got an email from my wife:
“OMG!OMG!OMG!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”
What could elicit such a response? As I scrolled down to the body of the email I noticed that it’s a promotion for a Hall & Oates show at the Beacon theater in New York. My response:
“Didn’t we see them last year in Brooklyn for free?”
“Yes, but we weren’t up close,” she replies with.
Later that evening, I brought it up as to show what a caring, considerate, thoughtful husband I am. 
Me: “Do you really want to go see Hall & Oates again?”
Her: “Nope.”
Me: “What? What changed?”
Her: “I like Hall & Oates but i’m not paying $44-$150 to see them.”
Me: Smile.
Sorry, Oates. No can do-ah.
