A little hair, a little make-up, still white trash.
We’ve all heard the sordid tales of female teachers having sexual relations with younger students. It seems it happens quite a lot (per capita and compared to never) down here in Florida. Well, turns out that it doesn’t just happen with teachers and students. There are other grown women, perfectly capable of getting laid with men their own age, that turn down the white trash corridor towards the dark side and end up in bed with either their own relations or teenagers. In this case out of Venice (the white trashiest area of Sarasota, FL) a 36 year old woman had sexual relations with at least three underage boys after providing them with drugs. Oh, bonus points – she picked them up at a skate park. Predator, not cougar.
What the hell is wrong with these women? She’s not wholly unattractive. The picture doesn’t show anything from the neck down but judging by her face she can’t be too bad. Of course, she could be really bad. There really is no good way to tell. The best we can do is just guess, let’s say she’s not too shabby. A little flab around the middle, a nice ass and some medium size boobs that have never been sagged by childbirth. She’s lonely, she doesn’t have the confidence to talk to men or go out, not to mention not having enough scratch to pay her way due to her most likely minimum wage position at a fast food joint or simply unemployed. So she does the next best thing in her mind, she poaches young boys who don’t know any better. This is so she can exact control. But what about the risk?
Clearly, she’s not bright enough to consider that. In her mind, she’s doing these boys a favor. Her sex, which she is offering for basically nothing, lacks the challenge that teenage sex generally presents. Chances are, these boys weren’t exactly self confident winners, they were probably low self esteem losers. All it took was one inquisitive parent checking the text messages of one of the boys to uncover the sordid affairs, I’m glad that at least one parent was paying attention. This winner was soon arrested and now we have landed here, more fodder for White Trash Wednesday.
