Here's my Terrible Twoster. He's learning fast!

Here's my Terrible Twoster. He's learning fast!

I know its cliché but my two-year old is going through that difficult time known as The Terrible Twos.

What does that mean? It means he says no a lot, cries a lot and throws shit fits a lot.

That’s bad enough that we’re at that “natural” stage of his development, but toss in he’s recently been sick (diagnosed with Celiac Disease) and it’s been a hard time. Primarily because it still feels hard to punish him after all he’s been through.

We’ve quickly moved past the stage where we cut him some slack from being sick. The reason for this is even at two years old, the kid knows how to manipulate everyone and so we need to bring down the hammer.

He’s at that wonderful stage where he figures crying will get him whatever he wants. He has the shit-fit down pat. We’re making progress breaking him of the habit but there is still a long way to go.

I know it will be sacrilegious but this is why I like my kids four or older. Yes, I love the baby stage for a while but these early years can be a bitch.

Is there anything more annoying that a child who doesn’t understand the concept of “no” or punishment? You’re completely crippled to do anything about it. Now, my son is quickly learning (they’re smart even at two) the meaning of no and punishment but he’s always pushing.

At two, kids are exerting their independence and their desire to be a person away from their family. At the same time, they cling to the baby days of carry me everywhere, etc. It’s an interesting mix of childhood emotion that can make you smile on a good day and make you go berserk on other days.

I love my kids and they seem to grow up fast once they’re past six or seven. But these first two years go on forever.