Remember the scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie and his dad were changing the flat tire? Ralphie was holding the hub cap and his dad hit it by accident and the bolts flew all over the place. As the bolts flew into the sky, Ralphie said….”Fuuuuuuuu(dge)”…but replace the dge with uck (even though we didn’t hear it).

That scene got me thinking about all the great saying my pops would have when he got upset or when he wanted to scream at someone without dropping the f-bomb.

Here are a few:

– What, did you get your license at Sears & Roebuck?
– Zip up your pie hole.
– Want a knuckle sandwich?
– Hey, the gas peddle is the one on the right.
– Look at “‘dis friggin’ guy.”
– What, did you go to China to get the food?
– This gonna be a long story?
– Either you eat it, or I’m gonna make you eat it.
– Go play in traffic.
– What do you charge to haunt a house?

There are a slew of others. What are some of your favorites?

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