Since we’re in the holiday spirit around here, I figured I’d do a little singing, well, maybe not signing, but at least tell all our EoTBlog fans out there what the 12 Days of Fatherhood are (play off 12 Days of Christmas, duh!).
On the first day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
A paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the second day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the third day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the fourth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the fifth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the sixth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the seventh day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the eighth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Eight hot maids online,
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the ninth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Watching pole dancing,
Eight hot maids online,
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the tenth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Ten kids who aren’t sleeping
Watching pole dancing,
Eight hot maids online,
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the eleventh day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Eleven-hour work days,
Ten kids who aren’t sleeping
Watching pole dancing,
Eight hot maids online,
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy.
On the twelfth day of fatherhood,
my true love sent to me
Twelve months of Tampax,
Eleven-hour work days,
Ten kids who aren’t sleeping
Watching pole dancing,
Eight hot maids online,
Seven days of drinking,
Six weeks without a-laying,
Five kid-caused golden showers,
Four calling collectors,
Three loads of laundry,
Two dirty diapers,
And a paternity test that proved that I was the daddy!
Such a festive song! And as a side note, you guys only do three loads of laundry a day?
Well, technically, i don't do any laundry. The misses takes care of it all. I seem to avoid it.
Such a festive song! And as a side note, you guys only do three loads of laundry a day?
Well, technically, i don't do any laundry. The misses takes care of it all. I seem to avoid it.
Such a festive song! And as a side note, you guys only do three loads of laundry a day?
Well, technically, i don't do any laundry. The misses takes care of it all. I seem to avoid it.