This is your brain on Deja Vu.
Everyonce in a while I like to let my brain drift and hypothesize a new scientific theory nobody before me may or may not have thought of. Chances are you probably have thought of something similar while doing acid, but since I haven’t read what you may or may not have written, it’s a moot point.
Anyways, this theory is about deja vu. Don’t act like you don’t know what it is. It’s when you have glimpses of the future, but don’t realize that they are glimpses of the future until the future actually arrives. Usually they come at night during sleep or when you are taking a nap in the bathroom at work while your manager walks around asking everyone where you are, but she’ll never look for you in the bathroom cause… well… she can’t go in there.
So where do these visions come from? Are there those of us that have more visions than others? Perhaps, that is why we have people who call themselves ‘pyschic.’ Although I think those people are just good bullshitters who take advantage of the gulibility of morons. So are these simply visions of the future, randomly chosen by our brains, or is there something else. Well, I think there is something else. I think deja vu is an indicator of how long we have to live. It’s simple really. I believe that our subconsious mind sends out a ping to the end of our existence to check when it is (with the shit we eat and what we do to ourselves, our subconscious has to ping the end of our life constantly as it is variable.) Of course, this is not counting thing like car accidents and shootings, the only thing this ping could take into account is things we do to ourselves like drinking, smoking and fucking dirty whores.
So this subconscious ping goes out to the end of our life, and like a ping – comes back with a full report that we’ll never read. Except, it is trailed by a future memory. That’s right. I said a future memory. That’s why deja vu feels like something we’ve done before but have only remembered doing in the sense that it was never actually done. Like half the women we claim to have slept with. We talked to them, and mave have gotten our hands up their shirts, but we never fucked them. But our brain, over time has told us we have – so we believe it and it becomes a memory. When we see this future memory, for the moment, it becomes something we thought we actually did, when in reality it is something we will someday do.
So, by that line of thinking, the ping returns a future memory. So what does that have to do with the end of your life? Well, the time period to choose a future memory from obviously gets shorter and shorter every passing day, and most of us don’t have deja vu very often. And the thing with deja vu is we can never pinpoint when we had the future memory in the first place, only when we had the deja vu. It would be virtually impossible to pinpoint having a memory, much less a future one since it seems like a memory there is no reason to pinpoint as your brain thinks it’s been done before. Get it?
Essentially then, the more often you have deja vu – the closer you are to death. Because there is less time for the ping to be grabbing future memories, which causes them to be closer together, which would imply that there is a smaller range from which to farm these future memories. Now, is there a way to control these pings? How the hell should I know? You see a PhD on the wall? Didn’t think so.
