
The Ladies of Starbucks...if only I was single!
Disclaimer: I am a happily married man of almost 14 years, a devout Catholic and a pretty conservative guy. The following observation just begged to be made. Thanks for your understanding…and I’ll see you Saturday at confession.
I don’t know about the rest of the Dad’s who read this blog, but if I were a single guy today I’d be picking up the ladies at Starbucks.
Perhaps its the Starbucks I frequent but the ratio of hot chicks to stuffy shirt-and-tie dudes is pretty damn high. I know it doesn’t allow a lot of time to work your lines or your magic, but Starbucks affords the single man the rare opportunity to corral a stable full of delicious divas in daylight when you can actually see what they look like. This all without the impediment of alcohol or a dark club.
Traveling as much as I do for my job, I get to visit Starbucks all over the country. It’s with high consistency that I notice this remarkable abundance of MILF’s and younger women picking up their morning caffeine fix. Why is it that this is now a place where the wandering eye of any red-blooded American male can get his fill of what used to be?
Now, my wife will kill me when she reads this, which I fully understand. One of my motivations for writing it in the first place is in the hopes that some single guy is reading this and can allow me to live through him vicariously. I am telling you: Starbucks is a hottie hotbed. This despite their average coffee.
Now, perhaps hooking up with one of these gals at Starbucks all sounds like shits and giggles, but there are some potential dangers. Now, I am not saying everyone is going to get pooped on, but be careful out there Starbucks Studs.
What I really want to know is, why are all these ladies at Starbucks? Is it the “hipness” of the brand? Do more women than men drink coffee? Is Starbucks a chicks brand?
I need answers…and your stories!
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As the Director of Social Media at tax giant H&R Block, Scott Gulbransen recently returned to the tax business after previously spending 1o years at rival Intuit working on the TurboTax & Quicken brands. He brings 16 years as a marketing communications professional, and 11 tax seasons, with him to H&R Block and was responsible for the launch of many key social initiatives at Intuit before leaving in 2010. A strategic thinker and business problem solver, Gulbransen has worked for some of the world’s top brands including TurboTax, Sony Online Entertainment, and Applebee’s.
In 2010, Gulbransen became the first Director of Social Media & Digital Content for Applebee’s, creating the first-ever social media strategy for the world’s largest casual dining chain. While at Applebee’s, Gulbransen lead a small but nimble team responsible for creating a robust and far-reaching social engagement channel for Applebee’s and its franchise community.
In addition to his professional accomplishments at the corporate level, Gulbransen is also a prolific blogger recently named as one of the Top 50 Daddy Bloggers in the US by Cision. Gulbransen was ranked #21.
As a member of the TurboTax communications and social media team for 10 years, Scott helped the TurboTax team launch and sustain the brand’s social media platform. He also drove and was responsible for the launch of TurboTax’s successful content strategy, including the launch of the TurboTax Blog. Recently, he launched one of the most significant social media campaigns in the brand’s history with the @TeamTurboTax Twitter project.
Gulbransen was instrumental in reinvigorating the Quicken brand almost entirely through the use of social media and, particularly, Twitter. By engaging with customers and influencers who talk about personal finance on Twitter, he and his team helped Quicken Online grow from just 200,000 users in October 2008 to over 1.4 Million in just 10 months. This led to a more focused look at the personal finance space for Intuit and, ultimately, the acquisition of Mint.com.
A former print journalist, who, after realizing his paychecks from the newspaper industry weren’t going to get much bigger, turned to the Dark Side – public relations. After working in both college athletics and inside mid-size agencies, he joined Intuit in 2000 and Applebee’s in 2010. He is a graduate of the University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV) and is the married father of five kids.
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You've opened a can of worms here, my friend! It's not just Starbucks. Lovely attractive people seem to frequent my local Target, too, and certain grocery stores. I think there's a memo that attractive women and men circulate that some of us aren't getting!
Guys, they are every where. You're only picking up on them because when you're married, the blinders come off and you can see clearer than before. They don't come out of the wood work. They are already there. You're just so engulfed and in a trance via your soon to be bride, that when Frodo pops that ring on your finger it's like swallowing the red pill in The Matrix….
“Welcome…to the real world.”
1. There's a Starbucks close to every elementary school. Moms drop off the kids, swing by for a cup of coffee.
2. If you were single, you probably wouldn't find the chicks all that attractive. Everything is more appealing when you can't have it.
3. You may want to consider wearing a cup when you go home tonight.
Apparently, I'm going to the wrong Starbucks.
LOL! I shared it with my wife…she shrugged it off…had a laugh.
Shrugged it off…had a laugh…and then used your toothbrush to scrub the toilet bowl.
Buy a new toothbrush, my friend. Buy a new toothbrush.
I call it “window shopping.” We're just looking.
LOL! I shared it with my wife…she shrugged it off…had a laugh.
Shrugged it off…had a laugh…and then used your toothbrush to scrub the toilet bowl.
Buy a new toothbrush, my friend. Buy a new toothbrush.
I call it “window shopping.” We're just looking.