The Ladies of Starbucks...if only I was single!

The Ladies of Starbucks...if only I was single!

Disclaimer: I am a happily married man of almost 14 years, a devout Catholic and a pretty conservative guy. The following observation just begged to be made. Thanks for your understanding…and I’ll see you Saturday at confession.

I don’t know about the rest of the Dad’s who read this blog, but if I were a single guy today I’d be picking up the ladies at Starbucks.

Perhaps its the Starbucks I frequent but the ratio of hot chicks to stuffy shirt-and-tie dudes is pretty damn high. I know it doesn’t allow a lot of time to work your lines or your magic, but Starbucks affords the single man the rare opportunity to corral a stable full of delicious divas in daylight when you can actually see what they look like. This all without the impediment of alcohol or a dark club.

Traveling as much as I do for my job, I get to visit Starbucks all over the country. It’s with high consistency that I notice this remarkable abundance of MILF’s and younger women picking up their morning caffeine fix. Why is it that this is now a place where the wandering eye of any red-blooded American male can get his fill of what used to be?

Now, my wife will kill me when she reads this, which I fully understand. One of my motivations for writing it in the first place is in the hopes that some single guy is reading this and can allow me to live through him vicariously. I am telling you: Starbucks is a hottie hotbed. This despite their average coffee.

Now, perhaps hooking up with one of these gals at Starbucks all sounds like shits and giggles, but there are some potential dangers. Now, I am not saying everyone is going to get pooped on, but be careful out there Starbucks Studs.

What I really want to know is, why are all these ladies at Starbucks? Is it the “hipness” of the brand? Do more women than men drink coffee? Is Starbucks a chicks brand?

I need answers…and your stories!

Follow Scott on Twitter @prgully or email him at scott@everyotherthursday.com. His personal blog, where he writes about public relations and social media, will relaunch soon at www.scottgulbransen.com. Just don’t bitch to him because he has a very strong pimp hand.