Dieting sucks.

Protein shakes, a constant stream of salad, and sugar free Jell-O all suck too!

When you’re almost 50 pounds overweight, you don’t have much choice. Toss in parents and a younger brother who all have diabetes, it gets even more serious.

I am turning 40 years old in November and I need to lose the massive tire wrapped around my torso. It’s something I need to do for my health and my well-being. Me and my fat are done. I’ve had enough and our relationship has to end.

I’ve tried other diets – everything from the comando Atkins approach to Nutri-System – with some great results that were fleeting at best. Back in 2000, I lost 35 pounds on Atkins and gained it all back by 2002. Nutri-System can work for you but it just didn’t for me. The bottom line is I am not successful with dieting. I like food, and especially carbs, way too much. Frankly even my cancer diet (that’s what I call the 35 pounds I lost when fighting malignant melanoma back in 2004) succeeded only for a short time.

Tonight, I’m feeling like the late, great Dom DeLuise in the epic weight-related move Fatso. Here’s a great clip about cravings…just classic.

With the impending birth of fourth child Mark, something had to be done. I went to my doctor and am now under medical care to try and lose the weight. That means I’ve had to write off ALL simple carbs. For a guy who loves pizza, pasta and ice cream, that’s tough.

Why am I telling you this now? Well, I hope to share with you this journey on my way to losing 50 pounds over the next six months. My victories, and my failures. My thoughts and quips as I ween myself off years of fast food, candy bars and a more sedintary lifestyle.

The one thing interesting this time in actually having a metabolic specialist test me and tell me what exactly creates my craving for carbs and how I can so quickly lose and gain weight. Turns out my body chemistry doesn’t process simple sugars they way it should. That means my love affair with pizza is over – at least lots of pizza.

I have four kids and a wife counting on me being around for another 50 or more years. That means I’ve got to stick to it and change my life now.

I’d love to hear from any of you who have faced similar challenges and how you made it through. I know lots of us guys who juggle work and family start packing on the pounds before and after forty. Let me know your thoughts.

Until next time, pass the veggies and the protein bar.

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